… But Words Can Never Hurt Me

Sticks and Stone May Break my Bones,  but Words can Never Hurt Me  [anon. ~ from nursery rhyme] I’m so excited as I get the pen to write on my skin, that my heart is beating hard, making my breasts jiggle perceptibly.  I’ve packed for a weekend away with my man, plenty of wispy triangles

Friday Fail – Week 1

Hello my Dark Darlings Welcome to my new feature #FridayFail This is intended to be a tongue-in-cheek photo feature which celebrates  the misunderstandings which can occur from differences between US and UK terminology or in the English language between sex terms and the more naieve / commonplace usage. Let me demonstrate: Posy Fails at : Pegging I will