This week for Violet’s #Lingerieisforeveryone meme, I present a play, giving you a glimpse of life at Churchgate Towers:
Scene Posy lays a rug on the floor and fixes her phone into the selfie stick, before slipping on a black lace lingerie set and shoes.
[Knock at the door]
Posy: Don’t come in!
Mr Churchgate: But I wanted to see the underwear.
Posy: I can’t relax and take the pictures if you watch.
[Mr Churchgate goes away]
Scene Posy takes several pictures, trying not to show her face while remembering to hold her tummy in.
She looks through the photos, deleting those which are blurry and e-mails them to herself for editing.
Posy I’ve finished taking pictures, you can come in now.
[Mr Churchgate returns]
Mr Churchgate That underwear is sexy, is it new?
Posy Yes, I bought it on Amazon.
Mr Churchgate Well I love it, it makes your nipples look great. Can I just …?
[Mr Churchgate reaches his hands out, with the intention to fondle]
Mr Churchgate Are they just for your followers to admire?
Posy No, but I have to leave in 10 minutes, and you know we will need more time than that! Can we take a rain check?
[To be continued …]