Lazy Saturday Afternoon



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Joe and Beth had the house to themselves.  They had just taken Polo, their little white west-highland terrier out for a walk around the nearby park. The early autumn sun slanted through the trees and their four-legged companion had enjoyed snuffling about amongst the leaves and prickly horse chestnut shells which had fallen to the ground.  Strolling around the paths between flower beds and grassy spaces their hands had linked because still, after several years of marriage, they enjoyed each other’s company.

Now Polo was snoring under a blanket in his dog bed so, entwining fingers again, Beth pulled Joe upstairs behind her, giving those hips an extra wiggle to lure him on!

“I have something for you to try.”  She smiled a secretively  and pressed him gently till he sat on the bed.  She foraged in her bedside cabinet, producing a small black box with a flourish.

“What’s that?”  Joe was curious.

“A guybrator.  I charged it up earlier.  I read a review raving about how great it felt, so ordered it for you to try.”

She removed the black toy from its packaging, it looked a little like a napkin ring and was worn around the cock like a sleeve.

“Let’s get it on before you get too hard!”  Beth tugged impatiently at the flies of her lover’s jeans. His jersey boxers revealed that his anticipation was already making him bulge.

They giggled as they fed his cock through the toy, like a fleshy belt through a buckle, then Beth checked the instructions to determine where the activation button was.  Joe set it buzzing and then scrolled experimentally through the different speeds, eventually she selected a low one which he pronounced felt nice.

“What are you going to do?”  Joe struggled to wipe the beatific grin off his face.

“I’m going to interview you!”  Beth sat down beside him, resting a notebook on her knee, pen poised over the paper.

Joe laughed nervously, “Really?” he still hadn’t quite got used to the idea of his wife as a toy tester.

“What does it feel like?  Do you like it?”

“It feels great!  Yeah, I like it.”

“God, this is going to be a fascinating review!” she huffed.  “Could you give a bit more detail?”

“It’s getting me horny.”

“Ohyeah, you look big!” Beth admired his cock. Held firmly in the fist like grip of the guybrator, the black silicone was stark against his skin, which still showed the white outline where he’d worn trunks on their holiday.

Joe smirked and looked down at himself.  He was still getting used to the look of his chest without hair, he’d had it waxed before they flew out, and it’d barely grown back.  Beth appreciated how it showed off his muscle definition, Joe liked to visit the gym, working hard to make sure he stayed strong as well as fit.

“Can you help me?” Joe asked with pleading eyes.

Beth eyed him sternly and tapped her pad with the tip of her biro, she still needed answers.

“Pleeeeaaase” he wheedled, so she took pity on him.

Reaching into her bedside cabinet  Beth located a tester of lube.  The packet said it had ‘warming’ properties so after ripping it open she rubbed the clear gel onto Joe’s neat pink nipples.  His groan of pleasure caused a tightening in her gut.  Beth swirled her fingers around his aureola, knowing it electrified his erection.  Watching his face confirmed it was having the desired effect.

“Feels nice, eh?” she observed, nodding at the drool of precum leaking from Joe’s stiff tool.

“Mmmmm, but, ” and here he nodded at the toy, “I’m not sure it’s going to be enough to make me cum.”

Beth tweaked his nipples into hard, peaked nubs.  It wasn’t easy to pinch or twist at them, slippery as they were with lube, so she used her nail tip to tease, slicing across and around the stalk of each one in turn.  Joe’s hips began to buck, a groan crept unbidden from his lips.

Beth felt trickles of moisture leak out of her pussy, it really turned her when she had the power to deliver pleasure to her man.  Joe began playing with his cock.  Over the top of the guybrator he grasped his foreskin between his fingers and stroked it up and down, focusing on the tip of his shaft.

“Do you want to take it off?”  

When Joe nodded, Beth helped him remove the device which had buzzed him to a state of high arousal. Now there was space for Joe to continue choking his cock up and down in a firm grip.  With each downward drag of his foreskin, she could see the throbbing head, engorged purple with arousal.  His precum was copious, lubricating his movements and indicating how the vibrations had excited him.

While Joe wanked himself ever closer to release, Beth took on the job of stimulating his nipples. Her long nails sliced back and forth, teasing the nerve endings. His nipples provided a hotwire-like connection to his groin, revving his engine to fever pitch.  Beth noticed the tell-tale hitch of his scrotum, as Joe’s balls tightened into his body.  Beth continued flicking and tweaking his nipples relentlessly until Joe groaned aloud. He climaxed with streaks of come spurting from his cock, trails which decorated his firm abdomen.  Beth’s pussy clenched with some sympathetic delight. 

“Great teamwork!” Joe exclaimed, pulling Beth in for a kiss. “That’s a lovely lazy way to spend a Saturday afternoon.”

This story is submitted for #WickedWednesday – where the prompt is ‘Champion’ – and also for Kilted Wookie’s Penis Project. Following either link will lead you to others participating in these fun memes.

The ‘adult toy’ featured in this piece of fiction is a Pulse from Hot Octopuss why not treat a penis-owning friend to hours of vibrating pleasure?

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