Masturbation Monday

Let me tell you about my most spectacular masturbation ‘fail’ which happened during the month of April, when I was participating in #30daysorgasmfun (organised by Tabitha Rayne).  

It was a funny old situation, I was home alone because my OH was taking our eldest back to his student accommodation.  I was watching TV in bed, both the dogs sitting on the duvet.  I thought “they won’t notice, do what you gotta do” but as soon as I switched my vibe on, they both looked up at me!  They kept watching me, obviously wondering where the high pitched buzz was coming from, but I carried on.  Lubed up, I was  gently stimulating the outside lip area with the g-spot vibe.  

After a while I wanted more, so I began to gently penetrate with the glass dildo – I love it when it’s chilly (it  feels like a ‘punishment’ to take it in all cold: my kink I suppose).  This was all feeling lovely but I wanted more, mental stimulation perhaps, so I tried to read some erotica.  But – I couldn’t advance the pages on my i-pad as both hands were busy!  So I put my i-pad down, closed my eyes to get into it a bit more (the dogs were no longer watching – thank goodness) then the vibe ran out of charge!  FFS!  

Never mind, I had a wand within reach, but it has a much harsher buzz and it tends to tickle or overstimulate.  I carried on masturbating as best I could, having uploaded Frolicme on my i-Pad so I could  watch a film instead of reading, but I realised I’d gone off the boil.  No matter if I thrusted more, deeper, faster,  twisting the glass dildo to feel all its ridges!.  This happens to me sometimes, so I just gave up.   I had at least felt lovely tingles, my pussy engorging with blood and opening up like a flower; I just lost heart in it.  


However the next morning I used my Lelo Sona Cruise in the shower,   I held it against my clitoris and the wishbone shaped fleshy area which radiates down from it and I had a whopper of an orgasm!  I find it very intense thrumming myself while trying to remain standing- so I guess the previous night’s failure counted as edging!


Comments (8)

  1. Reply

    Oh Posy this is absolutely GLORIOUS! Such a brilliant and fun post x x thank you so much for taking part in the 30 days and sharing your experiences. You've put a HUGE smile on my face x x

  2. Reply

    The bit about the dogs made me chuckle. Our cat is a regular witness to me masturbating and to us having sex. She mainly just ignores the whole thing

    Mollyx

  3. CT

    Reply

    Bummer! At least you were able to recover it the next morning. That’s a plus

    Cara T

  4. Reply

    I love the bit about the dogs. Sometimes I think the more you want that orgasm, the least likely it is to come, however hard you try! xx

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