Hello Dark and Lovely people, lets get right into our Saturday routine of me listing what I have cherry picked for your reading delight:- 

• What made you decide to write a sex blog?

Self obsession really – I’d already been a published author for a couple of years and really wanted somewhere to dump my works in progress and try to build an audience.

• What’s behind the title of your blog or your blogging “name”?

Well Hannah does like dirty words 🙂 Hannah is actually my middle name. It’s also a palindrome, which I enjoy. I picked Lockhardt because I wanted something slightly germanic-sounding as German is to me the sexiest language.

• Describe your blog in a nutshell:

Per my blog blurb: “Writing, extracts, pleas to buy my books, the odd essay.”

• How long have you been blogging on this theme?

A year on this blog (December 2016) and maybe closer to two if you include my abortive tumblr account.

• What is your favourite type of adult toy?

Hmmmm, I have lots of favourites for different reasons so I think I’ll go for a toy with two different but equally pleasurable applications – my nipple sticks from Kink Craft, both for their actual use, but also because they can be used as a gag – keeping my tongue protruding – without bothering my sensitive gag reflex.

• If you were sent to a desert island (with no power issues) name the 1 adult toy you’d take with you:

This one is tough! A Doxy would probably best seeing as you can use it as a back massager too!

• What’s your current sexuality?  At what age did you realise this was the right ‘fit’ for you?

The day I discovered the term heteroflexible, I realised this was the best label for me, and this has been just in the past year. I’ve always known I was attracted to women, but as I definitely preferred men for relationships I just assumed that this all fell within the definition of straight and never really questioned it further.

• What’s your preference – naked or “dressed up” for sex?  If dressed up, how so?

I love those moments stolen when you should be doing something else – when you have something time-sensitive in the oven, or the cab is due at 9pm. Half dressed, just the bare essentials removed due to pure urgency…..

• Is there a kink or fantasy you’re yearning to try?

Nothing I’m going to commit to the internet! But definitely some I’ve only brushed the surface of. Maybe 2018 is the year.

• Anal sex – Meh or Yay?

Butts are for pooping. Also, I have a keychain that says “I’m a shit sub and I don’t want stuff up my bum” and far be it from me to be a hypocrite.

• Sex needn’t always be serious – do you have a funny moment to share?

I giggle a lot during sex, sex without giggles isn’t the best sex I could be having, for the most part.

• Sexting – love it or hate it?

LOVE IT.

• Which mainstream film depicts your favourite erotic scene?

In Zack and Miri make a Porno, the scene where they have sex for the first time is so pure and beautiful, when I’m in bad places romantically I can’t watch it.

• Do you watch porn?  

I do. I also pay for my porn when I can.

• Nominate your favourite adult film:

The original 1970s full length Josephine Mutzenbacher film. It has everything that’s good about 1970s porn in it – non-augmented bodies, pubes, accurate costuming and an actual plot.

• Before you go, please tell us 1 adult blog (aside from yours) which we must add to our reading list:

Aargh! There are so many and all the ones I want to pick are mates as well … but Exhibit A is consistently wonderful (http://exhibitunadorned.com/)


Thank you so much for sharing your more ‘private’ side with me and my Dark Darlings!  

Hannah on Twitter: twitter.com/hannahlockhardt