Hi Dark Darlings,  lets embrace Wanking Wednesday!!  (if that’s not a thing, lets make it one!)
Vampy has been spending her hard-earned pennies on a beautiful glass toy, which sounds as if it s spreading the love already!  See whether you need this dildo in your life, I know I’m tempted!

Vampy Valentine ~ Toy Reviewer :  Bi girl obsessed with piercings, toys, fishnets and boots.  Put a collar on me and I’ll be yours to play with.

Okay so last week I was in an Adult shop (as you do) when I found that they sold this beauty the Crystal Heart Wavy Glass Dildo!  I have fixated over this magical dildo many times but I never had the balls to to actually buy it until this time!  I say neigh evil do-er! (this will probably make sense a later on) 

I bought this glass dildo for £50 but you can buy it direct from LoveHoney for way less! 
I am soooooo in love with this epic toy because:
1# ITS SO CUTE!!! I FEEL LIKE I’M SAILOR MOON WAVING MY MAGIC WAND! (Sailor Moon is a Japanese manga or animation series that was around late 1990’s to early 2000’s) 
2# It’s made of glass which is important if you like to play with temperature for example you could leave it in the fridge, or warm it up in your mouth, a jug of hot water : the possibilities are endless.
3# It feels totally different!  At first the feeling was totally alien to me but I grew to love it!  Where the toy is wavy it adds a different sensation and it feels particularly good to clench yourself around it (if you get what I mean)
4# It’s reinforced shatter-resistant glass for safe play, even for clumsy people like me.   When I got it out of the box the toy was  inside a very nice plastic case meaning that it can be easily stored.

5# One of the great things about this glass dildo is that it’s easy to clean (compared with some rubber or latex ones, or some which have batteries or need charging.

6# Being made of glass also means you can take your pick what kind of lube you use, you wont damage it! Yay!
This dildo is great for use vaginally;  personally I found it works well for slow penetrative play. I’ve yet to use it as an anal plug, but yes folks! it can be used for vaginal and anal play! 

What’s not to like about this toy? It’s ideal for a beginner in glass play (like myself) but due to its versatility, girth and weight, I’m sure advanced toy lovers would be pleased to add this to their collection. 

I would rate this toy 5/5  

  • The circumference: 4.35 inches
  • The insertable length: 5.85 inches
  • Length overall : 8 inches

  • Look how pretty!!


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